How to kill time while on bench in IT companies

Hi Friends,

I am a guy who is on bench for more than a year.....so there are few tips to kill the time while on the bench.
1.) Use the messenger for chatting while office hours....
If yahoo messenger is blocked ..you can go for alternate site... www16.meebo.com
if meebo is also blocked..then go for www20.meebo.com... so just change the number in meebo and it ll start working..it is highly difficult to block the meebo for messenging..

Or else you can chat with the gmail.

2.) Keep orkutting while office hours.

3.) Make optimum use of vending machines in the office premises..

4.) Make optimum use of recreation room ( Games room)

5.) Enjoy the cafeteria for 1-2 hours.. muching

6.) Go for a fag quite often... 7-8 times...

7.) Keep forwarding the mials to ur friends...

Follow all the steps and one day u would be successful time killer while on the bench....

Mahi